Everyone should take a minute to visit Albert Yee’s Septa Fail and then take another minute to contribute. This blog’s got potential. Here’s my first entry:
It’s the 1990′s and the dishonesty of the Clinton administration has struck a nerve with the general public. At a meeting of the Septa elite, discussion of a new slogan has entered its 26th week.
“no, no NO!” is the consensus on everything the marketing team comes up with. In a fit, they kick out the overpriced firm and enter into a state of deep and purposeful self reflection.
After a long silence, the CEO opens his eyes and raises his head. “We need to be honest. For once in this miserable fucking company’s shit filled history, we need to be honest with ourselves.”
“Come on now” responded one of the company’s many incompetent Managers. “It’s not as bad as you make it out to be.”
“We’re getting there.” chimed some other idiot.
And just like that, it was as if one of the dirt encrusted, flickering fluorescent lightbulbs that line the bowels of the subway lit up above each of their dimwitted heads.
“That’s it!”
image from phillyskyline.com
