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RESURRUCTED: Search Awards, January 2011

Posted by on February 15th, 2011 with 1 Comment

At this site’s prime, I worked up to a respectable number of readers. Now it just sort of sits around dormant most of the time. But anyway, at its peak, my most popular feature was the monthly “search awards.” Basically, I culled my keyword reports and posted my favorites. Those typically included only the most bizarre, sexually insane and generally terrifying. I forget exactly why I stopped those posts. Maybe I wanted to be more respectable? Who the fuck knows? At some point though, I just kind of forgot about it.

With my head swelling a bit over this whole Sundance thing, I did something I haven’t done in a while. I looked at my keyword logs. Interestingly, in the past month, 150 or so people came here looking for info on Resurrect Dead… but more than 1400 were looking for info on “ectoplasm.” Most everyone else was looking for prostitutes in Philadelphia. What the hell? But anyway, back from the dead, here are the January 2011 Search Awards:

25. dovate long term
24. 911 crash in philidelphia
23. is ear ringing a psychosis
22. definition of dovate
21. existentialist hippie
20. i hate consumer reports
19. where is the best place to pick up prostitute in philadelphia?
18. suit made of pennies
17. ectoplasm
16. pictures of ectoplasm
15. opposite of inspiring
14. the best whore in philadelphia
13. weird hippie smell
12. porn big holes
11. oats and gas
10. giant underwear poop
9. demon possession stories in berks county
8. fine art photos of ejaculation
7. my nut on her face
6. sad baby bird
5. presscontrol exploded
4. keep or throw away yearbooks
3. underground beings from the arctic
2. what septa bus takes you to mt eerie from the gallery
1. naked toynbee tile

One Comment

  1. albert says:

    love the search awards!

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